dedans-hairy-chest:

Someone please draw this omg

spotters-guide:

mercurymoans:

missinglinc:

That last gif slayed my entire soul.

This woman gives me hope. 

ADAM AND MAR J BLIGE

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

negritaaa:

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

omg

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

thewordsmithy:

dersedreamer:

who’s the time traveler we just don’t know

woah this is really actually very cool

cybergata:

“Get in quickly.  There is no time to explain.”

thecouscousqueen:

she’s right

lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

funfreacksnc:

where do you buy rory williams

i want a rory williams

I’m kind of nervous about this interview.

If it comes up I’ll mention that I removed my dads stitches when I was 12.

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

me: I’m gonna start working out ill feel good about myself and i’ll look great fuck yeah
me:
me:
me:
me: *eats an entire tub of red velvet cake ice cream & cries about the future*

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

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